Smoking Baby: Who Gives a Hairy Rats Ass?
Smoking Baby, the charismatic leader of his family and one day his village (should he live long enough to lead) made the news this week in a big way. His happy face, engulfed with smoke, was tweeted, facebooked, topped water cooler agendas and was lucky enough to make the print media. Even Youtube’s efforts to pull the video for “inappropriate content” failed time and time again. Quite a feat for a two year old, two pack a day smoker.
In the end, who gives a hairy rats ass. Honestly, the kid is happy, seemingly well fed, held in high esteem and has been provided with his own mode of transportation (little red truck). Still, to be fair, efforts to remedy the situation are underway with social workers and government officials engaged in vain attempts to bribe his father with an offer of a free car if he stops giving his kid smokes.
So, that’s it, a smoking baby? That’s what gets people’s hair on fire. Really? Well, what other stories failed to go viral this week and gain traction in the media or arena of public opinion? Here’s a sampling:
- “Depressed” Italian Murderer and Mod Boss Free After Holding 13 Year Old Boy for 2 Years, Killing Him and Dissolving Him in Acid. [you heard right, freed because he is depressed]
- Dad Forced Naked Son, 9, Into Oven in New York Home [suffered extensive burns]
- Dozens Arrested in Online Porn Ring [that would be 50 arrests involving 16 children with more than 1,000 members trading millions of images]
- American Academy of Pediatrics Policy Statement Allowing Pediatricians to Perform Female Genital Mutilation
All this to say, Creating Wicked Good Karma involves getting your eyes, ears, hands and hearts dirty. Creating Wicked Good Karma is about giving a hairy rats ass about the revolting, speaking about the UNSPEAKABLE and preventing harm. Creating Wicked Good Karma is intense and your soul will thank you.
